Joke: What did the man say when he was cooled to absolute zero?

Joke: What do you call a cow that has no legs?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
The
The who?
They are a great band, but I don't know what they have to do with this.

Joke: Lisa's mom is doing laundry and Lisa brings in a shirt and says "I've got another dirty shirt."

Her mother who is hard of hearing replies "Come again?"

Surprised Lisa says "No, paint."

Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?

Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?