Joke: A German guy arrives at a Polish airport and the immigration officer asks him, "Occupation?"

The German replies, "No, I'm just visiting."

Joke: What did the kidney say to the other kidney as it was failing?

Joke: How does a dinosaur come out of a pool?

Joke: Like an iceberg, only 10 percent of Chuck Norris' beard is visible from the surface.

Joke: A blonde walks into a bar. Shortly after another blonde walks into a bar. Ten seconds later two more blondes walk into the bar.

You think they would have caught on after the first two blondes didn't duck.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, when God said, "Let there be light," he had to tell you to move.