11 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ding dong!
Ding dong who?
Ding dong, I just found the doorbell.
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why does the United States need 53 states?
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why is water jealous of citric acid?
44 ratings
4 saves
Joke: A little elderly lady goes to the doctor because she has been having a problem. She tells him "Doctor, lately I have been farting almost constantly. They don't bother me much because they don't smell or make noise, but it is still annoying. I've farted a hundred times since I got here, I bet you didn't know."
The doctor sends her home with some pills and she returns a week later. Angrily she tells him "Doctor! These pills you gave me have made my gas smell terrible. I don't want to take them anymore!"
The doctor smiles and replies "Great. Now that we have cleared your sinuses we can take care of that hearing problem."
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A guy and a girl are just finishing up having sex in the guys dorm and the girl turns in says "I can't believe I did it! I'm not a virgin anymore."
The guy hears her and asks "So I was your first?"
She replies "Yeah, I always told myself I would wait for the man I loved, my soul mate."
The guy smiles and asks "So you really love me?"
The girl answers "God no! I just got over that silly dream."