Joke: Did you hear the joke about Benjamin Button?

Joke: What did the proton say to the other proton?

Joke: What is a Jawa's favorite alcoholic drink?

Joke: A kid is doing his science homework and he asks his father, "What is the difference between theory and reality?"

The father replies, "Well... Go ask your sister if she would have sex with the neighbor for $1,000,000."

He goes and does it and comes back, "She said she would."

The father says, "Now go ask your mother."

He goes and does it and comes back, "She said she would too."

To this the father says, "See, in theory we are sitting on $2,000,000. But in reality we just live with a couple of whores."

Joke: Why couldn't the NSA whistle blower leave Russia?

Joke: Do you want to hear a great joke about sodium?