Joke: How do you drop an egg on a concrete floor without cracking it?

Joke: Why did the farmer feed his cow money?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rita!
Rita who?
Rita book! Stop watching TV.

Joke: What's the difference between hard and light?

Joke: There once was a boy named Little Tommy. He named his house belly and his cat button. One day he said to his mom: I looked all over my belly but I couldn't find my button!

Joke: Why didn't the webcam girl show up to work?