Joke: How can you explain Santa Claus mathematically?

Joke: Chuck Norris has never had an eating disorder. He has however, eaten disorder.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Joke: Which bug gobbles up trash?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Wooden shoe!
Wooden shoe who?
Wooden shoe like to know!

Joke: Chuck Norris is an organ donor. He's donated hundreds of bodies.