Joke: Why do melons have large weddings?

Joke: A girl hits puberty and starts to grow hair between her legs. She asks her mom what's going on to which she replies, "Don't worry about that, that's your monkey. It's natural that your monkey will grow hair."

Later at dinner the girl tells her older sister, "Guess what? My monkey already started growing hair!."

Her older sister replies, "That's nothing, mine is already eating bananas."

Joke: A 17-year-old girl was mad at her dad because he always treated her like she was a little girl.

He gave her a gold star for standing up for herself.

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Joke: What's the highest form of flattery?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.