Joke: What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courthouse?

Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: What's the difference between sky divers and golfers?

Joke: Yo mama so fat calories gave up

Joke: Teacher: kids, what does the chicken give you? Kids: Meat! Teacher: Very good! now, what does the pig give you? Kids: Bacon!! Teacher: Great job! and what does the fat cow give you? Kids: HOMEWORK!! :)

Joke: Chuck Norris was once challenged to a breathe holding contest by a fish. Needless to say, the fish drowned.