Joke: What do you call a statistician that refuses to follow the rules?

Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?

Joke: A doctor, a priest, and an army general are all flying in a plane together. To help the people the doctor drops a first aid kit and the priest drops a bible. The army general has nothing else to drop so he drops a grenade.

They land on the ground and first they find a man playing with the bandages from the first aid kit. Next they find a man unconscious on the ground with the bible next to him. Finally they come to a young boy who is laughing hysterically. When they ask him what is so funny he replies "My grandpa farted and my house exploded!"

Joke: Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench feeding birds when a man comes by and flashes them all.

The first two little old ladies both have a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach.

Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?

Joke: Chemist 1: Did you know they discovered a new element?
Chemist 2: No, what's it called?
Chemist 1: It's symbol is Ah.
Chemist 2: Oh... The element of surprise.