Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she got a cut and gravy poured out.

Joke: A teacher was giving a lesson on blood circulation. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would rush into it, and I should turn red in the face."

"Yes, sir." the boys

"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position, my feet don't turn red from blood?"

Little Johnny shouted "It's because your feet aren't empty."

Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Joke: Dear math, why do you keep asking us to find your x, isn't it clear that she doesn't want you anymore? Don't ask y.

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Some people claim they can bend spoons with their minds. Chuck Norris bends minds with his spoon.