3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?
46 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"
The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."
The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."
Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."
23 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Little Timmy is walking home from the park and pulling his little red wagon up a hill. As he is getting tired he says "Damn. Fuck this shit."
A nun from the church nearby tells him "Little Timmy! You shouldn't swear like that. God is everywhere and always watching you."
"So he is up in the clouds and in the church?" asks little Timmy.
"Exactly," replied the nun.
Timmy asks "And in my wagon?"
The nun replies "Yes child."
Timmy is suddenly enraged "Well tell him to get his lazy ass out and push!"
194 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.
2 ratings
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Joke: What did the fan say to the other fan?