Joke: Why did the clock break?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she has triabetes.

Joke: Why do stars make such good comedians?

Joke: A lady cop pulls over an old man and his wife. She asks the man for his license and registration. He asks his wife, "What did she say?"

His wife replies, "She asked for your license and registration dear." He hands the officer what she asked for.

The police woman then says, "Oh you're from New York? I used to have a lover from New York. But he was a terrible lover."

The man asks his wife, "What did she say?"

His wife replies, "She thinks she used to know you."

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, she jumped for joy and got stuck.