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Joke: What does an extremely hungry mathematician order when he wants pie?


Punch line: Tau.


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Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?


Punch line: I've got my ion you.


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Joke: One day a blondes house catches on fire so she calls the police in a panic and hears "What is your emergency?"

She replies "My house is on fire hurry!"

The person on the other end responds "Mam, calm down and tell me where you are."

She yells back "My house! Come to my house!"

The person now annoyed says "We need more than that, how are we supposed to find you?"

The blonde gets mad and says "With your big red trucks!"


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Joke: A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn't get a screw for the hinge and says "Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?"

She looks at him and says "No I got it, but I'll blow you for that coffee maker."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!


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Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?


Punch line: Frostbite.


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