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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Your girl
Your girl who?
How many girls do you have!?


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Joke: A chemist gives a girl some carbon-14 as a present. When she asks him why he tells her "I was hoping it would help me date you."


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Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.


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Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"


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Joke: A little boy catches his dad looking at porn and asks him "Dad, what's that between the guys legs?"

The father responds "That's his third leg."

Then the little boy asks "What about that lady?"

The father replies "Well that's her second mouth."

The little boy thinks for a while and says "Is that why guys walk so fast and women talk so much?"


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!


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