Joke: What would you do without your memories?

Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?

Joke: Some students are supposed to prove all odd numbers are prime. The first student says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, and 7 is prime. So by induction, all odd numbers are prime."

The physics student doesn't like this so he says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error. So all odd numbers are prime."

The computer scientist doesn't like how long that method takes so he writes a program to test numbers for them. He runs the program and reads the output "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime."

Joke: A man goes swimming in the ocean but gets sucked out to sea. A boat passes by him and tells him to climb aboard but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

The Coast Guard comes by with a rescue helicopter and tells him to climb the ladder up, but he says "I have faith, God will save me."

The man is now getting tired but thankfully a dolphin swims under him and starts to carry him to shore, but the man pushes the dolphin away saying "I have faith, God will save me.

The man dies and goes to Heaven. He asks God "Why didn't you save me?"

God replies "I tried! I sent a ship, a helicopter and a dolphin!"

Joke: A male whale sees the harpoon ship that killed his parents years ago. He quickly swims to his wife and tells her he wants to attack the harpoon ship. She tells him they will surely die but after he tells her his plan she agrees to help him.

Both of the whales get under the boat and begin to blow air bubbles at the boat. The boat starts to rock and eventually tips over. The male whale starts to eat the sailors but his wife swims away. So he asks her "Why aren't you eating them?"

She replies "I agreed to blow, but I'm not going to swallow seamen."

Joke: What flies and helps people?