Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, she made the Devil change his way and pray at church.

Joke: A little girl and boy are in a doctor's waiting room waiting for the doctor. The little girl starts to cry so the little boy asks her "What's wrong?"

The little girl responds "I have to get a blood test so they're going to cut open my finger."

The little boy's jaw drops and he says "Oh no! I'm getting a urine test."

Joke: Did you hear the joke about the toilet?

Joke: What did the police molecule say to the fugitive molecule?

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: What's the best part about a gypsy on her period?