19 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A man comes home early from work one day and finds his wife naked in bed. He turns and sees a man's feet coming from the curtains. Angry he goes over and pulls the curtains away saying "Who the hell are you?"
The man replies "Why I'm the moth exterminator."
The husband asks "Why are you naked?"
The man replies "Oh my god. I'm too late!"
16 ratings
2 saves
Joke: Why do all math books need therapy?
50 ratings
2 saves
Joke: A doctor, a priest, and an army general are all flying in a plane together. To help the people the doctor drops a first aid kit and the priest drops a bible. The army general has nothing else to drop so he drops a grenade.
They land on the ground and first they find a man playing with the bandages from the first aid kit. Next they find a man unconscious on the ground with the bible next to him. Finally they come to a young boy who is laughing hysterically. When they ask him what is so funny he replies "My grandpa farted and my house exploded!"
13 ratings
3 saves
Joke: A blonde girl comes home from school one day and tells her mom "We were learning our numbers today and everyone else could only count to 5, I could count to 10. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"
Her mom tells her "Great job honey!"
The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom tells her it is.
The next day the blonde girl comes home from school and tells her mom "We were learning our alphabets today and everyone else could only get to E, I got to J. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J!"
Her mom tells her "Great job honey!"
The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom tells her it is.
The blonde girl comes home from school the next day and tells her mom "Today we were in the showers after gym class and all of the other girls were flat chested, and I have these!" The girl lifts her shirt revealing very large breasts.
Her mom tells her "Um... Great job honey."
The girl asks her mom "Is it because I'm blonde?" Her mom replies "No dear, it's because you're 25."
93 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!
8 ratings
0 saves
Joke: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?