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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Billy.
Billy who?
Are you senile? I said Johnathon.


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Joke: What did the fan say to the other fan?


Punch line: You blow me away.


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Joke: What do you call a statistician that refuses to follow the rules?


Punch line: A standard deviant.


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Joke: What did the gold say to the potassium when they jumped into the pool?


Punch line: Dude, you're overreacting.


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Joke: A doctor, a priest, and an army general are all flying in a plane together. To help the people the doctor drops a first aid kit and the priest drops a bible. The army general has nothing else to drop so he drops a grenade.

They land on the ground and first they find a man playing with the bandages from the first aid kit. Next they find a man unconscious on the ground with the bible next to him. Finally they come to a young boy who is laughing hysterically. When they ask him what is so funny he replies "My grandpa farted and my house exploded!"


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Joke: Three little old ladies are sitting on a park bench feeding birds when a man comes by and flashes them all.

The first two little old ladies both have a stroke, but the third couldn't quite reach.


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