Joke: You ever wonder where steel wool comes from? Chuck Norris' sheep.

Joke: The Black Eyed Peas were originally The Peas. That was before they met Chuck Norris.

Joke: Chuck Norris can kill you 5 times before you hit the ground.

Joke: What do you call an old snowman?

Joke: What is a vampire's favorite food?

Joke: What do you call an owl that has armor on?