Joke: There are 10 kinds of people: Those who understand binary, and those who do not.

Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito. Open the door so I can bite you!

Joke: Teacher: If I say 'I am very beautiful', what tense is that in?
Student: It must be past.

Joke: Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a horse by accident, we now know that horse's descendants as giraffes.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, he decides what time it is.