Joke: Why did the spider go to the keyboard?

Joke: Why was the man putting grapes on his ceiling before a party?

Joke: How far did the witch fly?

Joke: What does a hippie say when you tell him to get off of your couch?

Joke: A kid got a Chuck Norris action figure for his birthday, and he got mad and called it a doll... He still hasn't snapped out of his coma.

Joke: How do you circumcise a redneck?