Joke: Why don't mathematicians drink?

Joke: What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?

Joke: Yo mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M&M's factory for throwing away the W's.

Joke: Yo mama's so ugly, if she was a scarecrow the corn would run away!

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, her measurements are 34-24-34. Her other arm is even bigger!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Beezer!
Beezer who?
Beezer black and yellow, and they make honey.