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Joke: What did the green grape say to the purple one?


Punch line: Breathe fool! Breathe!


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Joke: Why did the TV show about the airplane never make it past the first episode?


Punch line: The pilot was terrible!


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Joke: John approaches a sales lady at a store and says "I would like to buy my wife some nice gloves."

The sales lady responds "Well that's a nice surprise!"

"Yeah it is," John continues, "She's expecting a diamond ring!"


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Joke: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?


Punch line: He worked it out with a pencil.


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Joke: A statistician is going through security in an airport. They discover a bomb in his luggage. When they ask him about it he says "The chances a bomb are on a plane is 1/10000, but the chances that two are on the plane is 1/100000000. Just trying to be safe."


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Joke: An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first orders a beer, the second orders 1/2 a beer, the third orders 1/3 a beer, the fourth orders 1/4 a beer. The bartender interrupts "Get out! Are you trying to suck me dry?"


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