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Joke: A chemist wonders why his girlfriend is so obsessed with potassium. Every time he texts her something she responds "K."


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Joke: Why can't asymptotes ever have relationships?


Punch line: No matter how close they get they never meet.


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Joke: What did the flower say to the bike?


Punch line: Pedal!


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Grab
Grab who?
Not me!


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Joke: A businessman who recently acquired a latex factory in Mexico tells his friends of the unsanitary conditions:

"The workers put their hands into the melted latex then cool them in a vat of water. Once they're done they take them off and throw them into the finished pile."

The businessman's friends are disgusted and tell him he should do something about it.

"If you didn't like how they made the gloves, you definitely won't like how they make condoms!"


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Joke: A man walks into a bar with some jumper cables. The bartender looks at him and says, "You can get something to drink but don't try to start anything."


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