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Joke: Three pregnant women are discussing their babies and the first says "I know I'm going to have a boy, I'm always on the bottom when we have sex."

The second woman says "I'm definitely going to have a girl, I'm always on top."

The final woman eyes get wide as she says "If that's how it works I guess I'm having a doggy."


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Joke: Three woman are sitting and talking about the best soda pop based nicknames for their boyfriends. One girl says "My boyfriend is like 7-Up because he can keep it up all week."

The next girl says "Oh yeah? My boyfriend is like Mountain Dew because he can do me on top of my mountains any day."

The last woman says "You can call my boyfriend Jack Daniels."

Another girl protests "You have to compare him to a pop. That's a hard liquor."

The last girl replies with a wink "Exactly."


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Nobody
Nobody who?
...


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Joke: What animal talks the most?


Punch line: A yak.


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Joke: Why did the cosine make fun of the sine?


Punch line: It was an odd function.


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Joke: What's a pessimist's favorite compound?


Punch line: Nitrogen oxide (NO).


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