Joke: A group full of very ugly people die in a bus accident. When they come to God he grants them all one last wish. The first person says "I wish I was beautiful!" God makes them beautiful. This goes on and all of the people wish to be beautiful until he gets to the last person. The last person is laughing historically and God asks him "Why are you laughing?" The man replies "I wish they were all ugly again."

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, duck throw her bread!

Joke: How is a man's dick like God?

Joke: How do you get kicked out of an animal rights group?

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, the hospital she was born in has stretchmarks.

Joke: What is a vampires least favorite food?