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Joke: Lisa's mom is doing laundry and Lisa brings in a shirt and says "I've got another dirty shirt."

Her mother who is hard of hearing replies "Come again?"

Surprised Lisa says "No, paint."


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Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?


Punch line: A pumpkin patch.


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Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?


Punch line: To get to the body shop.


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Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!


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Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?


Punch line: You might lose an i (eye)!


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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?


Punch line: They make up everything.


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