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Joke: Lisa's mom is doing laundry and Lisa brings in a shirt and says "I've got another dirty shirt."Her mother who is hard of hearing replies "Come again?"Surprised Lisa says "No, paint."
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Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?
Punch line: A pumpkin patch.
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Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?
Punch line: To get to the body shop.
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Joke: Knock knock
Pete-za, but I ate it all!
Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?
Punch line: You might lose an i (eye)!
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Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?
Punch line: They make up everything.
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