Joke: Where does Scrooge go to in New York City?

Joke: What kind of pants do chemists wear?

Joke: What do you do if you are asked to add the numbers from 1 to 100?

Joke: How do you make tissues dance?

Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?

Joke: The dove is the bird of peace and the hawk is the bird of war. What is the bird of true love?