Joke: A chemistry teacher told his student he had a lot of potential. Then he dropped him off of the roof.

Joke: Why do we not tell secrets in the corn patch?

Joke: Chuck Norris is the proud inventor of the straw. His enemies must eat some how.

Joke: Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments often goes undetected.

Joke: What do you get when you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?

Joke: Chuck Norris once braided Mr. Clean's hair.