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Joke: When the police dial 911 they get Chuck Norris.
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By IamTHEbest
Joke: There was a boy named Johnny who would hang around the corner store. The other boys would pick on him, saying that he is stupid. To prove it, they would offer him a nickle or a dime. He would always pick the nickel and they would make fun of him, saying he picked it because it was bigger.
One day the store clerk asked Johnny, "Why do you always pick the nickel? That's why they make fun of you. Do you choose it because it's bigger?"
Johnny replied, "Well if I stopped picking the nickel they would stop, and I've saved up $20!"
80 ratings
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Joke: Two men are out hunting when one of them suddenly drops dead. He calls 911 immediately. The operator says "Can I help you sir?"
The man replies "I think my friend is dead! Get an ambulance! What should I do?"
The operator replies "Okay, calm down sir. First we have to make sure he is dead."
There is silence, then a gun shot, then the man comes back on "Okay, what now?"
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Joke: A bartender says "We don't serve time travelers here!"
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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Joke: Yo mama's smells so bad, she opened her legs and I got seasick!
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Moosh!
Moosh who?
Pork!