Joke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Joke: Chuck Norris always wins Connect Four, with three moves.

Joke: Chuck Norris once decided to play Russian roulette by himself with a loaded gun. He won.

Joke: Yo mama's so poor, I grabbed a paper plate and she said "Don't use the good China!"

Joke: Chuck Norris was an only child... Eventually.

Joke: Yo mama's so fat, that when she stepped on a scale, it said "to be continued."