Joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Joke: A kid is at his interview for a job at a burger joint and is asked "What do you expect to get paid hourly?"

The young man replies "I was thinking about $20 an hour."

The interviewer replies "Okay, we can do that. You can also have one month paid vacation, dental, and medical."

The boy gets excited "Are you joking?!"

The interviewer replies "Yeah, but you started it."

Joke: What does a woman do with her asshole if she wants to have an orgasm?

Joke: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Joke: Why did the mathematician want the 20011 square foot house?

Joke: What do you call a secret agent compound?