Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Chuck Norris can cut through a knife with warm butter.

Joke: Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Joke: x² asks x³ if he believes in God.

x³ replies, "Well, I believe in higher powers."

Joke: Chuck Norris almost had a heart attack once, but his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.