Joke: What do you get when you mix your dad's red paint with his white paint?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Daisy!
Daisy who?
Daisy me rollin', they hatin'.
(It's a song)

Joke: Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink.

Joke: A man runs into a hospital and yells, "Help! I'm shrinking!"

One of the nurses sits the man down, "We're very busy here today sir, you're going to have to be a little patient."

Joke: Why did the dog cross the road twice?

Joke: How many guys in the friend zone it take to screw in a light bulb?