Joke: What does a vampire do with boiling water and a tampon?

Joke: Why do mathematicians get confused between Halloween and Christmas?

Joke: Three men are sitting in the waiting room at the hospital. The nurse approaches the first one and says "Congratulations! Your wife had twins!"

The man says "That's strange, I work for the Minnesota Twins."

The nurse comes back and approaches the second man "Your wife had quadruplets sir!"

The man says "Wow! I work for Foursquare."

The last man starts to cry so the nurse asks him "What's wrong sir?"

The man replies "I work for 84 lumber!"

Joke: How does a wife know if her husband has a high sperm count?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!

Joke: Chuck Norris has never been hit by rain. It's not that he stays inside, he just dodges the rain.