Joke: Chuck Norris has a large grizzly bear carpet in his house. The bear isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.

Joke: Chuck Norris was suppose to die 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

Joke: Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. Now they are just known as The Islands.

Joke: Jesus could walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through land.

Joke: Superman and Chuck Norris fought each other on a bet a while ago. The loser had to wear his underwear outside of his pants.

Joke: Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet when he's done, he just scares the poop out of it.