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Joke: A lion and a cheetah race. The cheetah wins being the fastest land animal. The lion is angry that he lost so he says "You're a cheetah."

The cheetah replies "You're a lion!"


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Joke: What do you call an alligator in a vest?


Punch line: An investigator.


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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doris!
Doris who?
Doris coming off the hinges if you don't answer it!


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Joke: A man comes home to his blonde wife crying violently. When he asks her what's wrong she replies "I've been working on this puzzle all day, but I can't figure it out! It's supposed to be a tiger."

Her husband grabs her hand gently and replies "Honey, put away the box of frosted flakes."


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Joke: When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls... From Chuck Norris.


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Joke: Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, and fear of Chuck Norris is common sense.


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