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Joke: What's white, fluffy and swings through a cake shop?
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Joke: What do eggs do for fun?
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Joke: A man gets arrested in a nightclub for having drugs. He tells the officer "There not mine, I found them. I tried to get rid of them, but every time I flush them down the toilet they reappear in my pocket."
Obviously the officer doesn't believe him but the man tells him "I can prove it!"
So they go into the bathroom and the man flushes the drugs. The officer smiles and says "Now take the drugs out of your pocket smart ass."
The man smiles and says "What drugs?"
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Joke: How does a wife know if her husband has a high sperm count?
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Joke: An antique dealer is walking through town and sees a cat drinking milk from a saucer in a shop window. He is shocked when he realizes that the saucer is very rare and expensive.
He enters the shop and asks the owner "Hey, I really like the cat. Would you be willing to sell it to me?"
The store owner replies "Not for sale."
The antique dealer thinking quickly responds "I'll give you $100 for it."
The shop owner agrees and the antique dealer grabs the cat. He acts like he is about to leave then adds "Oh, would you mind throwing in the saucer, the cat seems to like it."
The shop owner replies "No, that's my lucky saucer. I've sold hundreds of cats since I got it."
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Joke: What is carbon-14's favorite video game?