Joke: A student got sodium chlorite in his mouth and became very sick.

Joke: When was meat so high?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Obama!
Obama who?
Obama self, can you be my friend?

Joke: What is the most delicious snake?

Joke: Why do seagulls live near the sea?

Joke: A young bachelor goes to the store to buy a few things: a case of beer, some condoms, and a bag of chips. He goes to checkout and the lady cashier says "You must be single."

He asks her "You knew that from just what I'm buying?"

She replies "No, you're just really ugly."