Joke: A woman gets onto a bus with her baby and the driver says "That's the ugliest baby!"

She sits down and tells the person next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"

The person responds "You should go confront him! I'll hold your dog."

Joke: A frivolous biologist buys too many expensive chemicals and lab equipment. A frivolous engineer buys too much expensive hardware. A frivolous mathematician buys an extra pencil.

Joke: Organic chemists study carbon compounds.
Biochemists study carbon compounds that crawl.

Joke: What kind of music does a rabbit listen to?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there!
Armageddon!
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of here!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Cows go!
Cows go who?
No, silly, cows go moo!