Joke: Why wouldn't 22/7 propose to π?

Joke: Why were zinc and manganese dioxide arrested?

Joke: What did the ghost tell his wife?

Joke: One morning before a man leaves for work his wife asks him "Honey, do you know what today is?"

He nervously responds "Of course I do!" Then he leaves for work.

Throughout the day he sends his wife flowers, chocolate, and a card telling her to meet him at a certain expensive restaurant for dinner.

When he meets her at the restaurant she runs up to him and says "This has been the best Independence Day of my life!"

Joke: The dove is the bird of peace and the hawk is the bird of war. What is the bird of true love?

Joke: If there are three men in a boat with a bunch of fireworks but no lighters, what do they do?