Joke: Did you just pick your nose?

Joke: If alcohol and driving don't mix, why does my car run off of ethanol?

Joke: Why are corners the best place to be when it's cold outside?

Joke: What is the definition of a farmer?

Joke: Why did the skeleton go to the barbecue?

Joke: A very old man and a very old lady go to the doctor because they have decided that they want to have children. The doctor hands them a jar and says "Fill this jar up as much as you can and come back in a week."

A week later the couple comes back but the jar is closed and empty. The man explains "I tried using one hand but it cramped so I tried the other and that one cramped too. Then my wife tried but the same thing happened to her. Then we went outside and asked the first lady we could find to try and do it, by she couldn't either!"

The old woman adds "Doctor, could you open the jar for us?"