Joke: What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Joke: Why are cats better at math than dogs?

Joke: Why don't chemists like dubstep?

Joke: Why do fish swim in schools?

Joke: Why does the blonde put perfume all over her ankles?

Joke: A cheap man goes to a restaurant with his wife and son. When he gets in he asks the host "How are your prices?"

The host replies "Well kids eat free."

The man replies "My son is really hungry, he's going to have three plates."