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Joke: Some students are supposed to prove all odd numbers are prime. The first student says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, and 7 is prime. So by induction, all odd numbers are prime."
The physics student doesn't like this so he says "3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error. So all odd numbers are prime."
The computer scientist doesn't like how long that method takes so he writes a program to test numbers for them. He runs the program and reads the output "1 is prime, 1 is prime, 1 is prime."
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Joke: Why did sodium get sent to the principals office?
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Joke: What would you do without your memories?
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Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Suspense.
Suspense who?
...... Ah!
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Joke: A man comes home early from work one day and finds his wife naked in bed. He turns and sees a man's feet coming from the curtains. Angry he goes over and pulls the curtains away saying "Who the hell are you?"
The man replies "Why I'm the moth exterminator."
The husband asks "Why are you naked?"
The man replies "Oh my god. I'm too late!"
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Joke: Little Johnny: Dad. Why do we have holes in or penises?