48 ratings
3 saves
Joke: Three girls are sitting together at a bar: a blonde, a brunette, and a girl with green hair. A man walks up to them and says "You girls have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?"
The blonde looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."
The brunette looks at him and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."
Finally the green haired girl sneezes into her hand and runs her hand through her hair saying "It's all natural."
2 ratings
0 saves
Joke: Why did the atom go crazy when it lost a proton?
3 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Why did the asymptote love MC Hammer?
11 ratings
1 saves
Joke: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
25 ratings
1 saves
Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
The interrupting c-
Mooooo!
10 ratings
0 saves
Joke: A married couple is remodeling their home and getting new doors so the husband asks his wife to go get hinges. She goes to the hardware store, picks out the hinges, and pays for them. As she is leaving the clerk realizes that she didn't get a screw for the hinge and says "Hey! Do you want a screw for that hinge?"
She looks at him and says "No I got it, but I'll blow you for that coffee maker."