Joke: Mathematics is composed of 50 percent proofs, 50 percent formulas, and 50 percent imagination.

Joke: What did the axis say to the differentiable function?

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Cash!
Cash who?
No thanks, I could go for some almonds though.

Joke: Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I'm the interrupting doctor!
The interr-
You have cancer.

Joke: A guy sleeps with a $5 hooker and gets crabs.

The next day he goes back to complain and the hooker laughs and says, "What did you expect for $5... lobster?"

Joke: Tom's wife has been in a coma for months. Her attendants have noticed that every time they wash her crotch she moves a little bit. Desperate, they ask Tom if he would perform oral sex on his wife in an attempt to wake her up. Tom agrees and asks for some privacy in the room. Soon after, he rushes out in a panic and says, "I think she's choking!"