Joke: A hotel is raided for prostitution and the police line up all of the girls outside. One of the girl's grandmother walks by and asks her "Dear, why are you all lined up?"

She tells her grandmother "The police are giving out free oranges to everybody here."

The grandmother sticks around to get her orange. When the cop gets to her he asks her "You're still doing this at your age? How do you do it?"

The grandmother replies "Well, I just take out my teeth and suck em' dry."

Joke: What are all of Jaws clothes made out of?

Joke: Why did Avogadro get arrested for hoarding animals?

Joke: Friend: Why did you break up with her? She was beautiful, funny, and she had a great job!
Statistician: Exactly, she was an outlier.

Joke: Why did the man take a hammer to bed?

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
You know.
You know who?
Run Harry Potter!