Joke: Mathematician: Hey girl what's your sign?
Girl: I'm a Libra... Why?
Mathematician: I could have swore your sine was π/2, because you're the one.
Girl: No...

Joke: One chemistry student asks another help. The other student says "If this homework was any more basic it would have a pH of 15.

Joke: Knock knock!
Come in!
You ruined the joke!

Joke: Why did the linebacker go to the bank?

Joke: A husband and wife are having a night in. The wife is in the bathroom and the husband calls to her "Honey, you want to fool around?"

As the wife walks over to the bed she falls on her face and the husband says "Oh no! Honey, are you okay? Come here and I'll kiss it."

After they are done the wife gets up to use the bathroom again and falls once again. The husband looks at her, rolls over, and says "Clumsy bitch."

Joke: Why can't you hear a psychiatrist in the bathroom?