Joke: Chuck Norris made Journey stop believing.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Mary
Mary who?
Marry me!

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Theresa!
Theresa who?
Theresa courier for you!

Joke: A man and his wife are listening to a guy explain his religious beliefs saying, "Every time you die you are reincarnated as a different creature."

His wife replies, "I want to be a cow!"

The man says, "No, a different one."

Joke: A man made an appointment at a sperm bank. But it was pointless because he never came.

Joke: Chuck Norris runs on the treadmill until it gets tired.