Joke: Why can't you trust atoms?

Joke: Why is multiplying by conjugate pairs so dangerous?

Joke: Knock knock
Who's there?
Pete
Pete who?
Pete-za, but I ate it all!

Joke: Why did the skeleton cross the road?

Joke: How do you fix an injured Jack o'lantern?

Joke: Lisa's mom is doing laundry and Lisa brings in a shirt and says "I've got another dirty shirt."

Her mother who is hard of hearing replies "Come again?"

Surprised Lisa says "No, paint."