Joke: What do you call Lassie with a rose in her mouth?

Joke: What do you call a pony with a cough?

Joke: What's green and sings?

Joke: Chuck Norris drank his first beer at the age of 21... Seconds that is.

Joke: There is no such thing as global warming, just Chuck Norris turning up the thermostat.

Joke: Knock knock!
Who's there?
Rufus!
Rufus who?
The roof! The roof! The Rufus on fire!